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[pokemontrainer]

Hey.

Sorry about leaving kinda abruptly. I walked into the city and kept walking. Next thing I was back in Kanto. Wonder how that happened. If I made you worry, um, sorry about that too. Didn't think anyone would miss me too much.

Guys? You still here?

private to Red Team
My room's BE-26. I guess if you wanted to visit then...

Comments

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Great, Hermit McFuckface is back. Everyone go back to praising the ground he walks on, including the divine ocean path he somehow trudged across to reach Kanto by foot. You been taking drugs or something, kid?

[punchmtsilver.livejournal.com]

...

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Nothing to say? Wow. What a surprise.

[punchmtsilver.livejournal.com]

How long was I gone for?

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

Whaddya mean? About a month and a half. You can't even keep track of time for that long?

[punchmtsilver.livejournal.com]

My memory. It's weird now.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

You get hit in the head?

[punchmtsilver.livejournal.com]

No.

I remember some things. My team, you, your team. But not much else. I don't remember my time here or anybody else save for you guys.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

You don't remember making out with Misty?

[punchmtsilver.livejournal.com]

... No.

[Internally, Red is thinking "I MADE OUT WITH WHAT"]

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

You went out with Misty for a while here at school. You seriously don't remember that at all?

[punchmtsilver.livejournal.com]

No.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

You forget about all the stuff with Volgin and Raikov?

[punchmtsilver.livejournal.com]

I don't know who they are.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

They're the people responsible for Sasha's missing horn and Vinnie's jacked up leaves.

i apologise for Red's samefacing.

[punchmtsilver.livejournal.com]

I remember that.

... Don't remember who did it or why.

no it's perfect

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

You are so frustrating! Your Pokemon got in a fucking fight. So did mine! Why am I even bothering, it's not like I even gave a shit that you were gone.

[Tsuntsun 101]

Re: no it's perfect

[punchmtsilver.livejournal.com]

You were the reason I came back.

[Alongside the Pokemon obviously.]

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

... What?!

[punchmtsilver.livejournal.com]

You were the reason I came back.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

What do you mean by that?! Why me?!

[punchmtsilver.livejournal.com]

I was on Mt Silver. Then I remembered you and my Pokemon. I came back down to see you again. You're a good friend.

[redisaloser.livejournal.com]

...

.....

........

That's... That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! You're such a jackass, why don't you go eat your goddamn hat or something?!

[And he slams down the laptop and leaves the room. Congrats Red, you have once again hit upon the one surefire way to shut Green up.]